To those who think of germs

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Our maid, thanks to her culture, has some different standards for the kitchen. Now, she's in there, the kitchen, cutting up vegetables that, by American standards, would be called rotten and thrown out. The inside of the onions are not solid. The tomatoes, discolored. But, it will all get fried or boiled or cooked into one big, ricey mush, so I just try not to think about it. I made pancakes this morning. I was in the middle of it when she walked in trying to make sense of what I was doing. I told her that we were making American chipattis. That was a bad idea because she immediately cranked the stove up to its highest and reached into my smal bowl of batter and kneaded it in her unwashed, just-touched-a-collection-of-door-knob hands. But, that's ok. It's all going to get cooked off. Yesterday, I saw her washing dishes. I've tried to stay out of her way when she's working and I would be happier if I'd continued to do so. She stops the sink, fills it with water, and just gets the food off. No soap, no clean water. The oil stays on, and the tea leaves fresh crescents of brown on the plates daily. Indians don't embrace soap the way Americans do, which leaves everything covered in oily films. After eating with their hands, they rinse them. They go on with their day, touching the telephone and leaving their breakfast, lunch, and dinner oil on it and everything with which they come in contact. They touch the walls and, at waist level in many houses, there is a wide band of oil that is a discolored brown. Of course, the refridgerator handle is covered, as are all of the faucet knobs and handles. The cupboards have a supply of oil, as well, on the outside, not the inside of them. Indians also don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom. And if they do, it's without soap. Walking outside leaves a film on a person as well. Air pollution accumulates on hair, on skin; it burns my eyes and lungs. It is disgusting.
But, that's enough for now. Love and cleanliness to you all.

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Wow. Let's go to India, honey!

*Kristen' Blog: rated best India travel guide ever *

Mark's tourist slogans: "Come to India. We just don't think about it and neither should you."

"India: Never wash your hands again!"

"India: Because dysentary is just a Western conspiracy."


Mara, thank you for the laughter! Life has been arduous for the past day or so, for whatever reason. Regardless, you've reminded me about a thought that I really wanted to blog about and didn't.
According to Arun, an engineering student here, AIDS is an American conspiracy. American scientists engineered the virus to only infect Africans/blacks, which is why they have an inordinatly high incidence of the disease. We (the Am. scientists) then went to Africa and injected the virus into hospital patients there in a genocide attempt. Poor Brian tried to reason with him, but Arun said, "no, it's on a website. You've just been lied to your whole life by your government" Yeah.
"India: The next most opinionated and outspoken about American politics. If you're not getting enough in the States, you sure will here!"
First problem: the internet, the media does not tell the truth. Second problem: US scientists aren't and weren't EVER that smart. The AIDS virus has capabilities that are beyond us. Third problem: how on earth is the virus supposed to spread if we inject it into people who are already dying and unlikely to have a chance to spread it to anyone else? Uh-huh.
So, here's another:
"India: Because everything you know about AIDS is just part of a grand eugenics conspiracy."

Welcome to the world, Kristen. Bashing the States has become a VERY popular international pasttime.

I may have a few opinions about the U.S. myself, but like any daughter, I bash my parents. You do not have permission! Someone very wise once said "America has numerous problems, and it is left to Americans to solve them." Yup, I agree with that one.