By 6:45 this morning, I was awake, at the computer, and eating cereal. (UGH that is so early for me). I was getting ready to head out for early morning interviews for a research group that's studying bullying. For the past 3 weeks, I've been scheduled for this early-morning slot. For the past 3 weeks, I've been sleeping in. We've had snow out here. Uhm, and I guess that means that it's OK to skip work, cancel school, and forgive those already bad drivers when they park their cars all willy-nilly in the middle of the road.
When I woke up this morning, just like I did every day November through March in elementary school, junior high, and high school: I faithfully and longingly checked for school closings. Back when I was the one trying to get out of school, it was a small miracle if we had a snow day. I thought it just as likely that our next assembly would feature Samuel L. Jackson as a motivational speaker (because, you know what school admin thinks of having the phrase m****r f****r in school assemblies). This morning, true to habit, I was expecting school to be closed about as much as I was expecting to meet Ricky Martin in my bathroom, and, true to habit, I checked those school closings with no less hope. Hope, friends, it all I had at 6:45, when it was hovering around 32* outside, and when it had rained the day before, and when the roads were clear, and the sidewalks peeking through the snow, and when it was generally acceptable weather for my peers to begin their tanning for spring break out on the quads.
And holy crap! were there school closings this morning. I was amazed that there were any. But, lo and behold, our local schools were closed for the entire day, the schools where I do my interviews had a two hour delay (which means: go back to bed, Kristen), and 83 other school districts had issued closings or delays. FOR FOG. Granted, sometimes fog is a worthy and important reason to cancel school, but this stuff never would have been acceptable back at home.
So, the moral of the story is, kids, if you want to get all those snow days, live out in a rural area, or in a place that gets snow, but doesn't have the funds to handle it. Hm. I mean, the moral of the story is get involved with a research group that you won't have to do anything for, but will look great on your resume. Hm. I mean, The Moral of the Blog Post Is: check those school closings, honey.