I was reading the news instead, and I came across an article titled, "Condoms proven to protect against virus." Of course, we're talking about HPV. With this new vaccine, and because I was just talking about condoms and HPV earlier this week, I was curious.
Readers are greeted with this lovely graphic:
It makes me feel sooo good! Look how few have infections when their partner used condoms 100% of the time.
And, look! Look at the second paragraph of the article:
"A three-year study of female college students — all virgins at the start — found that women whose partners always wore a condom during sex were 70 percent less likely to become infected with the human papilloma virus, or HPV, than those whose partners used protection less than 5 percent of the time."
And the article continues to to have Drs. and Researchers and the U of Washington and the New England Journal of Medicine talking about how great, great, Great this is for woman-kind.
And then this little line farts all over how great this is supposed to be:
"Twelve of the 42 women who said their partners always used condoms became infected. " That's 28.5% (!?!?)
Let's go back. Look at the graphic. It soothes. It reassures.
Wait, no. We're not looking at percentages. We're looking at incidences. The number of women in each group. We have no clue how large the groups are. The rates of infection, to be realistic, could very well be the same. Or, and I really digress here, the differences could be statistically insignificant. Especially if the groups are drastically different in size. The pretty graphic is fluff, and so is the article, to the best of our knowledge. Condoms, when used 100% of the time by a partner, still result in almost 30% of women (who started the study of only 3 years as virgins) becoming infected with HPV. The article includes excuses, if you're interested, but I'm peeved about the fluff reporting and the fluff graphic and the wet fluff that my excitement and my naive hope has become.
On a side note, did anyone else notice that only 82 women participated in the study and there were 122 - One HUNDRED and twenty-two - HPV infections? Will someone explain how we should be happy that these women were evidentially RE-Infected in a scant 3 years, with condom use? (?!?!?)