Accelerated Adolescence

At my mom's house, we have every single Santa Claus drinking Coca-cola coaster ever made. Those are the ones that some gas station gives out, with a different picture each year. We have about 10 of each kind... it's pretty disgusting. No one in my family even drinks Coca-cola!

Who is Thomas Kincaid? Does he make camping equipment or paint by number kits? Is he a poster child for the American Lighthouse and Maritime Musem in Beauchamps, New Jersey?

I spelled it wrong. Thomas Kinkade is an artist who has serialized his line of artwork (by which he pays impoverished third world panters to replicate his work and then he signs the paintings replicated by the workers). He is an abomination to the world of art and is the most popularly sought after artist by middle aged middle class white women. Your brother and sister-in-law have his artwork on their walls in the form of wallpaper (less of an abomination because all it requires is screen printing an image and less likely people in the third world). A

I don't know, go ask your wife who he is!

I see! Therefore I am.....ummm....ummmm conflated.