Vice Presidential Candidate Marilyn Chambers dead at 56

Probably better known for being 99 and 44/100 percent pure than for her vice presidential ambitions, Marilyn Chambers is dead at 56.

She apparently died quietly at home, fully clothed, not as she lived, raucously and naked most of the time.

I’m going to go celebrate her life the same way I always have, provided Ingrida didn’t throw out all of my back issues of Swank.