This message brought to you by a retarded homeless person
In an astonishing display of mental disability, All Headline News is reporting that if sixteen year olds don't get into cars, they aren't in cars when accidents happen.
Now we know where the superhero Captain Obvious has his day job.
Comments
So, therefore, all sixteen year-olds should walk. Always. Until their seventeenth birthday. That means not getting in the car with Mama and Papa and going to visit Gramma. Of course, that just might make a lot of sixteen year-olds quite happy!
Posted by: Ma | July 3, 2006 4:30 PM
The correct reference is as follows:
The following Public Service Announcement is
brought you by an intoxicated homeless man.
Try throwin' your socks in the trash,
before they got the holes in the feet
Sponsered by Bloodhound Gang Hate Club Local Number 138
Posted by: Bazil E Constantine | July 3, 2006 6:42 PM
hmmm. Now that we're on rude subjects, I had a dream last night that the bubble-boy (guy who has to live in a suit to protect against the pathogens of the world) was seduced by pamela anderson and ended up getting hep-c from the encounter. Weird but it seems to befit this post.
Posted by: Mendon | July 4, 2006 4:14 PM