(the first one, I wrote. The second, they wrote much better than I.)
She may think
It's bristly as a saw
but so, too,
do the in-laws.
Burma-Shave.
To kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
Burma-Shave
Oh I just love Burma Shave road signs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and sons who shave soooooooooooo beeeeeeeeeeeeeeg!!!
So when yur face
Is hard to touch
and all yur inlaws says as much
Burma Shave