Howdy, Neighbor
Setting the scene:
Kristen is walking away from her husband and towards her neighbor and the laundry room. She is carrying laundry baskets upside-down on her head and is in her frumpy pjs.
Kristen (with authority): It'll be O.K. - I have a helmet on.
Neighbor to Kristen: Excuse me.
Neighbor to Mendon: Hey, what's up?
Mendon (with his swiss Rav-4 key): You know, killing spiders. Just doing my husbandly duty.
Comments
At least they aren't black widow spiders. Go see Ange's blog.
Posted by: Ma | October 2, 2006 8:45 AM
Erm, I take it since you're just using a key that, you know, these are more 'normal' sized and typed spiders?
Posted by: Mara | October 3, 2006 8:52 PM
do you remember the size of the RAV-4 key? Those are some big spiders!
Nah, actually, they're about the size of my thumbnail, maybe a little bit bigger. Not too big. Kristen makes a good point, they are thick and crunchy, like a good pizza crust.
Posted by: Mendon | October 3, 2006 9:32 PM