Accelerated Adolescence

Mensch, I think I get the concept, but the math and imagery is, well, a little off. I mean, aren't all men (and mybe women too?) socialized to be primates? I mean, aren't we, indeed, primates? All of us?
And are you saying that men should be Baha'i because there are more women than men in the Faith?
And your marriable v. single. Aren't all marriable men by definition single? I mean, once you are married (ie, no longer single) you are no longer marriable, right? Maybe marriage material instead of marriable?

Ok, you got me. Yup, you're right. I used primate because, well, it's a nice euphamism. The joke is supposed to mean that the men who are good have been snatched up and the ones that haven't are scarce. As for saying that men should be or become Baha'is I meant no insinuation; it is up to them to decide.