Once upon a time there was a giant who roamed the hills of... well, the flat barren wastelands of suburban middle-America. Anyway, this giant wasn't really a giant, he was just kind of a big guy. NO, he didn't eat anyone, he didn't kidnap small women and climb to the top of a large building flailing her at aircraft, and for the last time he's not green! He's just kind of tall, ok? can you manage that?
there's a guy, in middle-America, and he's tall. thank you.
now, to get on with the story!
Enh, you don't want to hear it. It's really long, it's annoying, and it's not funny. the best part involves a professor of mine making a model animal cell out of household products like cling wrap, straws, hamburger buns, pepsi, and noodles. I kind of wanted him to throw some cayenne pepper into the mix and shout "BAM!" but I think that that was asking a little much of a man with five children at eight A.M. on a Thursday.
until next time, i'll be hanging out here, not doing my homework.
Posted by Mendon at January 20, 2005 11:33 AM:)
I think that there has been a lull in U.S. postal service of late. I have a few reasons for this beleif. Mainly that my Netflicks are not arriving as quickly as they used to.
Hahhahahaha!!! You're hysterical. I read this outloud - even better :-)
Posted by: Mara Fojas at January 21, 2005 9:10 AMwait. is Rachael's comment histerical or my post? enh, I guess they're both pretty good
oh, i get it. it's really funny when you read Rachael's post out loud immediately after mine!
oh how my side aches! chinese food and laughter = stomach problems!